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This cake is black. Like really black. Like the cake batter itself is black, in addition to the icing. It’s kind of morbid. And I think a little unnerving. Better yet, the cake is vanilla flavored and the icing is chocolate. But it’s all black.

Why did I make a black cake may you ask? Because someone asked me to. And, in case you didn’t get it, it’s for a 50th birthday. Terry’s 50th birthday. And it sure is nifty.

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Terry is one of my coworkers. Have I mentioned my coworkers are delightful? They are. Plus, they eat just about anything. And anything usually includes many of my baked goods. They are also pretty fond of rather extravagant displays of ridiculousness. So Terry’s birthday was the perfect opportunity to do this:

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It looks so festive and fun! But (mostly because we didn’t plan so well) as you dug through the balloons the colors started to fade away until all you could see were black ones. So many black balloons. And because we are engineers, it was calculated just how many balloons were needed to fill that office. The final number was around 500, but we stopped around 375 because we ran out of hot air (ha! not likely!). We then let Terry figure out how to clear out her office.

Oh, and back to the cake (being that this is a food blog and all…). It’s a vanilla cake, with A LOT of black food coloring. I use those little tubs of gel food coloring that you can get at your local craft store. I think the icing had 2.5 tubs of black gel and the batter for the cake had 1 full tub. And the recipe? A cinch.

Vanilla Butter  Cake Recipe

makes 2 10-in cake rounds and 2 6-in cake rounds. It’s a lot of cake.

  • 24 oz unsalted butter
  • 16 oz of granulated sugar
  • 1 1/3 tsp salt
  • 10 eggs
  • 30 oz of all-purpose flour
  • 7 1/2 tsp of baking powder
  • 30 oz of milk
  • 3 tsp vanilla extract

In a large bowl, cream the butter and sugar until fluffy. Add each egg one at time, making sure they are completely mixed in before adding the next. Finally, add the vanilla extract.

In a separate bowl, sift together the flour, salt, and baking powder.

Add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients in thirds, alternating with the milk and starting and finishing with the dry ingredients. Mix until fully incorporated. If you want to make it some wacky color, now is the time to add the food coloring gel.

Grease and flour 2 10-in pans and 2 6-in pans. Divide the batter amongst the pans.

Bake in a 350º oven for 40-50 minutes.

Let cool and remove from pans.

Stack and ice as you please.

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So…I have a friend from college. He has a friend in New York. That friend in New York is dating this girl. Turns out I went to high school with that girl. What a small world.

Of course, you are probably wondering why you should care that a friend of a friend is dating another friend. Well, you probably shouldn’t. But what you should care about is that the friend of a friend wanted some Cookie Monster cupcakes. Which means, I can show you lovely people just how easy they are to make.

First, bake up your favorite batch of cupcakes.

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Whip up some icing. I generally use some sort of variation on the Wilton Buttercreme recipe. The friend of the friend really wanted chocolate icing, so I added some cocoa powder and was ready to go. Pipe the icing onto the cupcakes generously. It doesn’t matter how pretty it looks because you are going to cover up your icing job.

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Next you’re just going to dip the iced cupcakes into a bowl of blue jimmies (yeah, I’m from MA, sprinkles, whatever). You could either get the multi-colored sprinkles and siphon out the colors you want (don’t do that), or you could stop by your local cake store and pick out the specific colors you want.

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The last step is how to make our blue cupcakes into Cookie Monster. Using some white icing, pipe on two circles for eyes. Then, either using black icing, candy, dragees, or something else, give him some eyeballs. The final step is just pushing in a small cookie where his mouth should be. I use Mini Chips Ahoy cookies, because I’m generally too pressed for time to make my own. But nothing’s stopping ya.

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Voila! Now you have a fun, easy, and tasty version of Cookie Monster (who I hear nowadays eats vegetables on Sesame Street, something seems wrong about that…).

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So, apparently I cannot pronounce nor spell “mascarpone”. I figured this out because my blog came up second in hits when I searched for that word. And this blog isn’t that popular. No, it came up, because I’ve been spelling it “marscapone”, and that’s wrong. Go me and multiple misspellings while posting. Perhaps I should run spell check more often…

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Also, this is the second brownie recipe in a row that I have posted. What can I say? I love brownies. I think brownies are pretty high up on my list of delicious baked goods. And these brownies? Decadent. These brownies are the inaugural baked good of the new house, so decadent seemed to be in order. So, without further ado…

MaScaRpone Brownies (woo woo for correct spelling!)

adapted from The Kitchn

For the Brownies

  • 1 cup unsalted butter
  • 3 oz semi-sweet chocolate
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 1/2 cup cocoa powder
  • 1/2 cup mascarpone cheese
  • 3 eggs
  • 2 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1/2 cup flour
  • 1/2 tsp salt

For the Ganache

  • 6 oz semi-sweet chocolate
  • 6 Tbsp whipping cream
  • 3 Tbsp unsalted butter

This recipe is a breeze to make. And since we don’t have air conditioning in our house, a breeze is just what we needed. But onto the recipe…

To make the brownies:

Preheat the oven to 325º.

Melt the butter in the microwave (because that is easiest). Finely chop the chocolate and mix it into the melted butter until it is melted.  It was suggested numorous times to use the best quality chocolate you can find. Usually that is what is in my cupboard, but for these puppies, I went all out and bought some Varlhona chocolate bars.

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Add the sugar to the chocolate and butter and mix until combined. Stick it back into the trusty microwave for 30 seconds.

Add the mascarpone, eggs, and vanilla to this and mix until smooth. It took me a while, but I got all the lumps out.

Sift the flour, cocoa powder, and salt together and mix into the wet ingredients. Just mix unti they are all combined.

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Pour the batter into a greased and floured 8×8 baking pan. Bake for 40-50 minutes.

Remove from the oven and let cool. While the brownies are cooling, it’s a good time to whip up that ganache.

For the Ganache

Heat the butter and the cream in the microwave until the butter is melted. Finely chop the chocolate and stir into the butter and cream until melted and smooth.

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Pour the ganache over the brownies. I stuck mine in the fridge to let the ganache set (since it’s 83º in my house and it didn’t seem like it would work on the counter). Once set, remove from the pan (I just ran a knife along the edges and the whole thing popped right out). Slice into bite-sized squares. Because these are rich, and one bite might be enough.

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Well, I have internet and TV again. Bright at early on Saturday morning they came to hook it up and just like that I was connected with the world again. So I promptly celebrated my electronic access by falling asleep with the TV on while browsing the internet. Yes, I am awesome.

Turns out not having internet isn’t so bad (TV I could live without pretty easily), especially since it’s not like I was completely cut off. I think I was more productive, but I in no way came close to completing my list. Here’s how it went:

1. Finish Riding Rockets
I read a couple of chapters. I would say I’m just about half way through the book. It’s a pretty quick and enjoyable read (if you’re all about astronauts and stuff).

2. Bake marscapone brownies
I made them! And I took pictures! And I will tell you how I made them tomorrow.

3. Ride my bike at least two times this week
Once. Followed by a run. I got lost again and honked at, but managed to make it out alive.

4. Run at least 3 time this week
Went twice. Somehow the trails behind my house are all messed up and no matter where I turn, I never end up where I think I’m going to be.

5. Finish unpacking
Check! For the most part I am unpacked. I just can’t find my kitchen scale…dang.

6. Actually do my Hebrew homework
Right…now I gotta remember to do the one due this Tuesday.

7. Read at least one other book
See #1. Yeah, didn’t quite make this one.

8. Watch the West Wing (I have 6 more seasons to watch…not sure that is necessarily a good goal for this one week, but at least make a small dent)
Haha, nope. Still on the list.

But I also went to a Taylor Swift concert (girl-to-guy ratio: about 300:1. More cowboy boots and sundresses than one would expect to see in a Maryland suburb.), saw Away We Go, made rainbow cupcakes, napped on my friend’s couch, cooked some delicious dinner, and drove up and down the Baltimore-Washington corridor more than really necessary.

So, I’m back and connected to all you lovely people. And tomorrow I promise I will show you how to make delicously decadent brownies.

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It’s been three days sans internet in the new house and it appears as though I’m surviving (I’m also using the internet at a variety of other places seeing as I’m posting this right now). I’ve thought a lot about this and I think it’s the having access to the technology (i.e. the computer) but just not having the connection to the internet that makes this seem like a big deal to me. For instance, if I was sitting in a tent in the middle of the woods and didn’t have the internet, I don’t think that would bother me. (Oh wait, I did that…and somehow there was still internet..hmm..)

But, in all reality, not being able to get my Chain Factor fix every night really hasn’t been that big of a deal. I’m making progress on my list:

1. Finish Riding Rockets
I’m actually nowhere close finishing this book, but I did sit in our reading nook the other day and read a couple of chapters.

2. Bake marscapone brownies
Um..I bought all of the ingredients and printed out the recipe? Perhaps that will be in store for tonight?

3. Ride my bike at least two times this week
There are still three days left in the week!

4. Run at least 3 time this week
Went running on Monday. Got horribly lost. Managed to somehow find my neighborhood again.

5. Finish unpacking
Looking pretty good. The furniture is unpacked and even managed to hang up a few things. This is a step up from when I first moved and it took me a year and half to put anythign on my walls.

6. Actually do my Hebrew homework
Mostly did that. Apparently I don’t pay attention in class and didn’t realize I had another page to do. Luckily we aren’t graded on our home (or on anything really).

7. Read at least one other book
See #1. Must complete that one first.

8. Watch the West Wing (I have 6 more seasons to watch…not sure that is necessarily a good goal for this one week, but at least make a small dent)
I watched one episode. And the entire Stick It commentary. Wow I chose Stick It over West Wing. I think I  am ashamed.

Not too bad? Perhaps if I’m all top of things I’ll actually have a recipe for you guys later this week. Perhaps it will be a brownie recipe. Betcha didn’t see that one coming…

I’m moving. I think I might have mentioned this a couple of times.

However, amidst all of the excitement, I never quite got around to calling the thorn in my side to get my internet and cable hooked up. So by the time I called them up, they so nicely (not nicely) told me they couldn’t come to set everything up until Tuesday. However, some people (me) have jobs and can’t sit around for a good 4 hours in the middle of the day to wait for someone to come and flip a switch. So, they are coming next Saturday. Which means…

AN ENTIRE WEEK WITHOUT TELEVISION OR THE INTERNET!! What am I going to do??

I’m actually guessing I’m going to be very productive. The amount of time I spend on the computer playing this and this is really unhealthy. (Also, if you clicked those links…you’re welcome.) I imagine I will do all sorts of running and biking and baking. But it also means the posting might be a little light next week. Or I’ll be getting very familiar with my local Starbucks getting my internet fix.

A few goals for my impending internet hiatus (you know, besides the 8 hours a day I sit in front of an internet-accessible computer at work):

  1. Finish Riding Rockets
  2. Bake marscapone brownies
  3. Ride my bike at least two times this week
  4. Run at least 3 time this week
  5. Finish unpacking
  6. Actually do my Hebrew homework
  7. Read at least one other book
  8. Watch the West Wing (I have 6 more seasons to watch…not sure that is necessarily a good goal for this one week, but at least make a small dent)

Wish me luck! I might be able to make a couple of posts this week, but if you see very many, it means I am probably failing with my little plan. Have a happy (and productive) week!

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I have a dirty little secret.

Sometimes I use box mixes. Yes, that’s right. Box mixes. Sometimes they come in a pouch, but the gist is the same. Add some oil, some water, a few eggs, and pop those suckers in the oven. In 20 minutes you have delicious smells wafting through your kitchen and that’s all that really matters, right?

I never make my cakes with box mixes. Those are always made from scratch. But brownies. Can’t beat the box mix. It’s so easy! And brownies are so delicious! And sometimes you just don’t have the time to be making an elaborate sweet treat from scratch. Sometimes you are in the midst of packing to move, but you just can’t resist the urge to bake. Sometimes you wonder why you are up at 12:30 in the morning, pulling brownie bites out of the oven instead of snug in your bed since you have to get up at 6 the next morning. And sometimes you just don’t care.

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So, in the vein of me not caring, here are some easy, quick, and oh-so-delicious brownie bites. They only take about 20 minutes to make and are the perfect combination of peanut butter and chocolate deliciousness.

Peanut Butter Cup Brownie Bites

  • 1 package brownie mix (13×9 family size!)
  • (these measures might vary. Check your brownie mix for the right values)

  • 2 eggs
  • 1/2 cup oil
  • 1/4 cup water
  • 48 peanut butter cups (or caramel cups, mint cups, whatever tickles your fancy)

Make the brownie mix according to the directions on the package.

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Line a mini-muffin pan with mini-cupcake liners.

Fill each cupcake liner with a heaping teaspoonfull of brownie batter. The cup should be almost full.

Bake at 350º for 8 minutes.

Remove the brownies from the oven. They should start to look done on the outside, but the middle should still look undercooked.

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Unwrap the peanut butter cups and press one cup down in the middle of each brownie bite.

Put them back in the oven for 5 minutes.

Remove from oven and let cool.

Dig in and congratulate yourself on your efficiency.

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This weekend we went up to NJ to celebrate the Ellster’s 60th birthday. The Ellster is Melissa’s dad and he’s pretty much just awesome. We’ve managed to celebrate the many of the major holidays with the Medoways and every visit is a ton of fun, filled with laughing, relaxing, and eating. Always eating. Usually I put in some training before going to visit the Medoways (you know, eating whole heads of cabbage to stretch my stomach and the such), but this time I didn’t have time to appropriately prepare. Thus, I left today feeling “full to the neck” as my old friend Dr. Henry used to say.

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The Ellster and The Darster

Yes, their names are eerily similar to The Jackster. This is not a coincidence. They are terrific people whom I’ve known since I met Melissa in college. Over the years, I would say we’ve grown pretty close and I love getting to see them. You guys rule!

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I pretty much had to include this picture because I find it hilarious that no one is really paying attention except Jen who delights us with a lovely smile. Meri seems vaguely aware of the camera, but Melissa and I? We have more important things on our minds (I believe mine was, “How many of these small desserts can I consume before my stomach actually explodes. And is it worth it? Yes.”)

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Ok, back to the cake. I suppose it deserves a bit of explanation. Melissa is in law school. Melissa’s dad is a lawyer. Hence, lots of lawyer-ly commenting happens. Lots of pacing and screaming of “Objection!”. (Actually, none of this happens. But apparently everything I know about lawyers comes from “The Practice”.) Anyways…Melissa came up with the idea of a “Scales of Justice”. But not any old scales. There has to be a delicate balance between the two things Melissa’s dad loves – basketball and TV.  Thus the cake idea was born. It was truely a collaborative effort. Melissa provided the idea, Jen provided the scales (because who else but The Best Pre-K Teacher In the World would have scales readily available?), and I provided the cakes.

The basketball cake was made using the Wilton ball pan and the TV was made of three (3) stacked 6-in square pans. To make these cakes, I doubled the recipe.

The cakes were almond-flavored with vanilla frosting. It took me a while, but I’m getting closer to finding the perfect cake recipe. In order to carve a cake, it needs to be firm. But I’ve found people don’t enjoy a super-dense cake as much. This cake is still a little soft for serious carving, but for designs like this, it works just fine.

Almond Cake

  • 1 cup of butter, softened
  • 2 cups of sugar
  • 4 eggs
  • 3 cups of all-purpose flour
  • 4 1/2 tsp baking powder
  • 1 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1 cup milk
  • 1 tsp almond extract

Using a stand mixer or hand mixer, cream the butter and sugar until fluffy. Add the eggs one at a time, making sure each egg is fully incorporated before adding the next one.

In a separate bowl, combine the flour, baking powder and salt.

Add the dry ingredients to the butter and sugar mixture in thirds, alternating with the milk until the batter is uniform. Be sure to scrape down the bottom and the sides of the bowl to get any of the creamed butter and sugar.

Add the almond extract.

Grease and flour three (3) 8-inch round pans. (I’ve also used two (2) 10-inch round pans, which results in slightly thicker cakes). Divide the batter equally into the three pans.

Bake for 30-35 minutes at 350º.

Let cool for 10-15 minutes in the pans before trying to remove them from the pans. Let the cool completely before decorating.